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Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Insurance for your business. It's stupid, what he said.

Pedro - I'm afraid I have very bad news, your wife is a vegetable. You have to bathe, feed and care for her for the rest of his life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No, no, no, just kidding. She died.

Lois: Peter, why should we stop?
Peter: Yes, I have three hamburgers ...
Lois: Peter for the love of God, is giving birth to a child!
Peter: Oh, that's ok ... and food from a child ... and uh, I think I must ... I have fries if someone else have? Cuz, uh, I'm not the only Eatin 'them ... I feel like a mammoth.

Lois: Honey, what do you say eh ... Christians, these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why did Lois Griffin, bad girl.
Laws: hehehe ... c'est moi.
Peter: You dirty Hustler.
Lois: Hehehe.